A guy lived right on the border of Texas and Mexico. One day his house was on fire, the fire department said they were 30 minutes away. Panicking he went into Mexico and offered the fire Captain $10,000 to save his house.
The Captain called his team, they jumped on the firetruck and went tearing across the river at 80 miles an hour, right when it looked like they were going to hit the house, the truck did a nice sideways slide coming to rest right in front of the burning house.
After they put the fire out and saved the man's house, he asked "What are you going to do with the money"? The Captain replied "The first thing is to get those damn brakes fixed"!
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