A woman walks into an ice cream parlor looking to buy a few gallons of ice cream for her child's upcoming birthday party. She walks up to the man behind the counter and begins giving her order, "I want 2 gallons of chocolate, 1 gallon of vanilla, and 1 gallon of strawberry". The gentleman behind the counter quickly apologizes and says "I'm sorry ma'am, but we are completely out of chocolate ice cream...is there anything else you might like instead?" The woman quickly interjects "Yeah yeah fine, I'll have 1 gallon of chocolate, 2 gallons of vanilla, and 1 gallon of strawberry. The man looks at the customer a bit bewildered and again states "I'm very sorry, but we don't have anymore chocolate ice cream. We ran out earlier today." Without hesitation, the woman says "Fine, I'll have 3 gallons of chocolate, 1 gallon of vanilla, and 2 gallons of strawberry."
The man sighs deeply and and says "Ma'am, can you spell the straw in strawberry?" The woman responds "S-T-R-A-W". "Very good, now can you spell the van in vanilla?" She nods and says "V-A-N". "Wonderful!...now can you spell the fuck in chocolate?" The woman thinks to herself for a moment and quite irritated replies "There is no fuck in chocolate!". The man responds immediately, "THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU!"
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