Men Favor Handguns Over Women...

#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9 - You can keep one handgun at home and have another for one when you're on the road.

#8 - If you admire a friends handgun and tell him so, he'll probably let you try it out a few times.

#7 - Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you keep another handgun for backup.

#6 - Your handgun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5 - A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 - Handguns function normally every day of the month.

#3 - A handgun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 - A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman

#1 - You can buy a silencer for a handgun.