Once upon a time, there were two teenage melons who fell in love at first sight, so they decided to run away to Vegas to get married. The melons woke up very early one morning to sneak away, since the drive would take all day and all night, and also because they suspected their parents would not approve.
But the mother melon was a very light sleeper, and she had a suspicious nature, so when she heard them about to pull out of the driveway, she instantly knew what was up.
Jumping out of bed, the mother melon stampeded down the hallway, flung open the front door, and bellowed,
"STOP!!! NO!!! YOU CANTALOUPE!!!"
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