a lady went to the dr. with enlarged libia lips.the dr. said i can trim themand solve this. the lady said ok but he must not tell ANYONE. he says he wont.the morn after the operation she woke with three roses in her arm.i told you not to tell anyone.what are these roses? well one is from me,one is from the nurse.well who the hell is the third one from? oh a guy on the third floor with a new pair of ears
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