A blond, a red head, and a brunet enter a race to swim a
cross the Mississippi river. So at 7:00 am they
start to swim. At 9:00 am the red head walk up on the beach. At
11:00 the brunet walks up on the beach.
3 hours pass and everyone is getting worried about the blond.
One hour latter the blond walked up on the beach.
Every one asked her what took her so long and she said, "I don't
want to sound like a sour louser but I think the
other girls used their arms."
(I know this is really, really lame!!!*:)
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