Me and the wife were sitting at a table at her highschool reunion, when she kept staring at a drunken man swigging on a beer as he sat at a nearby table,
I asked her "Do you know him?"
"Yes" she sighed, "he's my old boyfriend, I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago and I hear he hasn't been sober since."
"Wow" I said "who would think that a person could go on celebrating for so long!
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