Cowboy?

An old cowboy dressed to kill with cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs and
chaps went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat there sipping his
whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. After she ordered her drink
she turned to the cowboy and asked him, "Are you a real cowboy?" He
replied, "Well, I have spent my whole life on the ranch, herding cows,
breaking horses, mending fences, I guess I am."


After a short time the Cowboy asked the girl, "... and what are you"? She
replied, "I've never been on a ranch so I'm not a cowboy, but I am a
lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in
the morning I think of women, when I eat, shower, watch TV, everything
seems to make me think of women."


A short while later she left and the cowboy ordered another drink. A
couple sat down next to him and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"; To which
he replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a
lesbian."