... were driving through a very long bringe over a river, while listening to some radio.
We were singing along and, at some point in time we sang "Jesus take the wheel!" - and crashed in the river, drowning and suffering a terrible death that wipped all our sins.
As we got to Heaven, we noticed our newly-dead situation and said in disgrace "Oh man, why did this happend?!"
We see in front of us the one and only Jesus Christ and hear his beautiful voice saying to us, in pitty:
"Sorry, I thought I could do it with cars too..."
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