A German tourist walks into a McDonald's in New York City and orders a beer. The local guy in the line behind him immediately gives him a verbal jab, 'They don't serve beer here, you moron!' The German fellow felt embarrassed, however he turned to the New Yorker with a surprised look on his face and begins to chuckle. 'And what's so funny?' the New Yorker demands. 'Oh, nothing really, I just realized how stupid you are. You came here for the food!'
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