A group of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first asks for a pint, the next asks for half a pint, then the next a quarter of a pint and the next an eight of a pint.
Eventually the barmen hands over 2 pints and says, "You mathematicians do not know your limits."
Credit: Numberphile
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