I replied to one of those "massage" ads
and met this hot young Asian beauty at a "parlor". She was giving me a massage and noticed my erection. She asked, "You want wankee?"
I answered, "Hell yes!" She left the room, I thought, to get some lube or another hottie to help.
After 20 minutes, I start wondering, "What the hell?"
Just then she pokes her head in the door and asks, "You done now?”
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