When you first get married, you have everywhere sex. Kitchen counters, tables, couch, back yard. You're fucking everywhere.
After a few months you have bedroom sex, the often occurrence of the late night and early morning quickie.
After a few years you get into the hallway sex. When you pass eachother you say "fuck you"
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