In a small town there was an old unmarried couple. After decades of common life, and raising a bunch of kids together, the local priest decided it was more than time they got married. He talked to the man, but he would not discuss it. So the priest asked the guy's best friend to try and convince him. This is roughly how it went:
- Dude, you guys have been living together for over thirty years. Can't you just get married?
- Nope, I'm not getting married.
- But why?
- Don't you know her? She's not nice!
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