A dork went to hang out with the popular people.
"Dude." said the most popular.
"Dude?" answered the dork.
"Dude!" said someone else.
"Dude." said the dork.
"Dude..." said another person.
"Dude-Dude!" said the dork. The popular people walked off
extremely offended, but the dork ran after them yelling, "DUDES!"
They all looked over their shoulders and said in unison, "Dude!"
The dork gave up and left.
He then walked up to his friend and said, "Dude."
His friend replied, "Dude, dude."
Then the dork said angrily, "DUDE!!!"
His friend looked hurt and murmured, "Dude...dude."
They parted without even saying "dude."
And to this day, they still don't know what the other said!
(If you just understood all that, ...DUDE!!)
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