Man: Finally, the day I have been waiting for is here!
Woman: Can I leave you?
Man: Never, don't even think about it.
Woman: Will you love me?
Man: Of course!
Woman: Will you cheat on me?
Man: No, where did you get that thought from?
Woman: Will you have sex me?
Man: Hell yes!
Woman: Will you hit me?
Man: Not in a million years!
Woman: So, do you trust me?
(After marriage, read from bottom to top)
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