What women really mean when they tell you something.

I heard a
noise
I noticed you were
almost asleep


You
Want
You
Want


We
Need
I
Want


It's your
decision
The correct
decision should be obvious by now


Do what you
want
You'll pay for this
later


We need to
talk
I need to
complain


Sure...go
ahead
I don't want you
to


You're certainly
attentive tonight
Is sex all you ever
think about?


I'm not
emotional!
I'm not having a
period


This kitchen is so
inconvenient
I want a new
house...and curtains and carpeting, furniture...


Hang the picture
there
No, I mean hang it
there!


Do you love
me?
I'm going to ask
for something expensive


I'll be ready in a
minute.
Kick off your shoes
and find a good game on T.V.


You have to learn
to communicate.
Just agree with
me.


Are you listening
to me!?
Too late, your a
goner


I'm
sorry.
You'll be
sorry.


No
Yes


Maybe
No


Do you like this
recipe?
It's easy to fix,
so you'd better get get used to it


I'm not
yelling!
Yes I am yelling
because I think this is
important.