- Marriage is like a public toilet.Those waiting outside are desperate to get in.Those inside are desperate to get out
- Marriage is like a video game. Starts off easy, then gets harder, and eventually you go online and find a way to cheat.
- Marriage:is like going to a restaurant You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.
- Marriage is like playing Monopoly. It starts out as fun, gets a little boring, then someone steals money from the bank and no one ever wins.
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