Mario takes Peach out for dinner....

They go to a famous Italian restaurant and get settled in to there booth. Luigi walks in and asks if he can sit with them. Mario looks his brother dead in the eye and says "I'm sorry Luigi but there doesn't seem to be mush room".

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