Maria, a maid, asks her boss for a raise.

Her boss is annoyed and asks, "Now, Maria, why do you think you deserve a raise?"

Maria: 'Well, Señora, there are three reasons why I want an raise. First, I iron better than you.'

Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'

Maria: 'Your husband said so.'

Wife: 'Oh.'

Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.'

Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'

Maria: 'Your husband did.'

Wife: 'Oh.'

Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover than you..'

The wife is obviously upset: 'Did my husband say that ?'

Maria: 'No, Señora, the gardener did.'

Wife: 'So, how much do you want?'