Here is the lineup
3 jews at the top, because they cant be marked
One asian, one african and one south-american in the midfield, to get the play more colorful.
Four gays in defence to get more pressure from behind.
In goal a 50 year old nun, because she has not let anything go past her goalposts for 30 years.
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