A man wins the $100 million lottery and heads home. He tells his wife "Sweetie, I won the $100 million lottery! Pack your bags!" Excited, his wife goes "Wow! What do I pack? Where are we going?" The man says "I don't care, pack your bags and get the hell out."
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