Man walks into a shrink's office..
Shrink "I know exactly why you are here. You suffer from an addiction to internet porn, and you masturbate constantly".
Patient "That`s amazing! How can you tell all that without even asking me one question"?
Shrink "I saw the wedding ring on your finger".
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