He goes to the doctor who tells him that with the miracle of modern science, as soon as there's a donor eye available similar to his current eye colour, he'll be able to get a transplant to replace his current glass eye.
A few months go by and no news from the doctor, but as luck would have it, the man is driving down the road late at night when he sees a bike is smashed up by the side of the road. Pulling over quickly he sees that the biker is definitely deceased, but his left eye is a perfect match for the man's. Without a seconds hesitation he pops the eye out with his pocket knife, puts his own glass eye into the bikers socket and drives off quickly, calling the doctor to prepare for immediate surgery.
Everything goes well and within a few hours of this miraculous surgery, the man is being driven home when he notices a policeman standing over the scene of the motorbike accident. Feeling a bit guilty, he asks his driver to pull over and he goes to inquire about the dead biker.
"What happened here officer? "
" It seems like a run of the mill bike skidding off the road - but for the life of me I don't understand how he was riding his bike with two glass eyes! "
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