Man walks up to pretty girl at the bar and just point blank ask's her, would you fuck me for a million dollars? The pretty girl stops and ponders a second taken aback by his forwardness. She answers ya sure, the man replies would you fuck me for 20$? Insulted the pretty girl say's "what do you think i am, a whore?!!!" To Which the man replies, we've already established that now we're just negotiating.
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