He asks her what's inside and she changes the subject, so he decides not to pry. On their one year anniversary, he asks her again. Again, she changes the subject and he lets it go. They date for a few more years and get married, and on their wedding night, he asks again about the chest's contents. She redirects the conversation and he let's it go, although he's very reluctant to at this point. They have a happy marriage, a couple kids and a nice, normal life.
On their 50th wedding anniversary, he says to his wife, "Listen, I've been very respectful of your privacy. I've never tried to open the chest against your wishes. It's been over fifty years and i think I deserve to know what's in that chest." She tells him she will show him after the anniversary party.
The party ends and the guests leave. The man and his wife go upstairs to the bedroom and she fishes a key out of one of her drawers and opens the chest. Inside, is a boatload of cash, neatly stacked...and two ears of corn. The man looks at his wife, very puzzled, and asks what the corn is for. She tells him, for every time she cheated on him, she put in an ear of corn. The man is visibly stunned, and asks..."And the money?..." The wife replies...
"Every time I got a bushel...I sold it!"
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