A man lost his hat, so he decided that while he was at church he would steal one. So he is in church looking around for a hat he might like. The preacher is teaching about the Ten Commandments . The man heard this and. Didn't steala hat. As he was leaving. The preacher stopped him and asked what he thought of the serman. He said. I must confess, I was going to steal a hat but decided not to. The preacher said oh because of thou shalt no steal part? No, when you said the part about thou shalt not commit adultery, I remembered where I left my hat !
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