The owner shows him 4 dogs. He tells him that the first dog costs 100 dollars and it will bark when it catches a criminal. The second dog costs 200 dollars and it will bark and hold the criminal down. The third one costs 400 dollars and it will bark, grab the criminal and put him in jail.
"What about the last one?", said the customer.
"The last one costs 800 dollars", said the owner.
"Huh? But why?", said the customer.
"Because the other dogs call him 'Sir'!"
(again the joke loses some of its sense caz it was translated from arabic, other than that, sorry for slightly bad grammar :D)
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