His friend comes over to visit and the man asks if he wouldn't mind running upstairs to fetch his slippers. As he gets to the top, he notices the man's two hot 18yo twin daughters in their room. He walks in and says "You're dad told me to come up here and have sex with you two"
"Yeah right, he would never say that! Prove it!"
He yells down "Hey Bob, both of them?"
"Of course both of them idiot, what good is just one?"
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