Yo Mama

Yo mama so fat that when she tip toed across the floor everyone yelled STAMPEDE!!!!


yo mama so dumb that she locked herself in a supermarket and starved to death.


Yo mama so fat that when she puts on her yellow raincoat and everybody yells taxi.


Yo mama so black that when she goes to night classes she gets marked as absent.


Yo mama so fat that when she goes down to the beach the whales say WE ARE FAMILY.