Mall Security pick up a lost boy at the shopping center.
The Mall cop asks, "Who were you with?"
The little boy answers, "My Granddad."
The Mall cop asks, "What's he like?"
The little boy thinks for a moment and replies, "Whisky and women with big tits."
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