MISSION: GO TO GAP, BUY A PAIR OF PANTS
Male
Time: 6 min
Cost: $33
Mission accomplished? Yes
Extra stops: None
Female
Time: 3 hours 26 min
Cost: $876
Mission accomplished? No
Extra stops: Macy's, JC Penny, Sears...etc...etc...etc...
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