So the other day in Cleveland, a Total Blond went with friends to a 'Ladies Night Club' [think Chippendales]. One of the women wanted to impress her pals so she pulled out a $10 bill. The dancer came over, she licked the $10 and stuck it on his butt. Not to be outdone, the next woman pulls out a $50 bill. She called the guy back over, licks the $50 bill, and sticks it on his other butt cheek. Now the attention is focused on The Blond. What could she do to top that? She got out her wallet, thought for a minute, then the 'shopper' in her took over. She got her ATM card, swiped it down his crack, grabbed the 60 bucks, and went home.
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