Making Sand Policeman

One day a police officer wanders along the beach. He notices a kid playing
with the sand. The kid makes a man out of sand and shits on it.


Officer: What are you doing, kid?
Kid : I make a man, then I shit on it and it becomes a policeman.
Officer: I warn you, you should not do this again the next time I come.
Kid : OK! I will not do it again.


Another day the same officer goes by the beach. He notices the kid playing
with the sand. The kid makes a man out of sand and shits on it.


Officer: What are you doing, kid?
Kid : I make a man, then I shit on it and it becomes a policeman.
Officer: I warn you the last time, otherwise you will be punished fiercely.
Kid : OK! I will not do it again.


The following day, the officer comes to beach and sees the kid playing
with the sand. The kid makes a man out of sand and nothing more...


Officer: What is this, kid?
Kid : It is a fireman.
Officer: Why don't you shit on it?
Kid : Then it becomes a policeman!