Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time...

which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him a frail man. With his odd diet, he also suffered from bad breath. This made him a *super calloused, fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis*.

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