A famous magician is on a road checkpoint on the boarders of Russia. One of the custom officers recognizes him and calls his colleagues. They beg him to show them some magic trick. In the end he agrees and asks them for a glass of vodka. Officer readily brings a bottle and fills a glass.
The magician takes out a small piece of cloth, puts the glass on a table and covers it up. Then he waves his hand over it, takes the piece of cloth up and voila! The glass is now full of milk instead of vodka.
The officers look disappointed. "Is that all?" they ask. "We can do that too. Look! See those three trucks over there? They are full of tobacco." Officer brings out a stamp and three manifests. He puts the manifests on the table and stamps them with the stamp. "Here! And it's all barley now."
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