An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he
called his grandson to his bed.
"Grandson I wanna you lisin to me.
I wanna for you to take my chromeplated 38...
revolver so you will always remember me."
"But Grandpa I really don't like guns so how
about you leaving me your Rolex watch instead."
"You lisina to me, soma day you goin a
be runna da bussiness, you goina have a
beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big home
and maybe a couple of bambino.
Soma day you goina coma home and maybe
finda you wife in bed with another man.
What you gonna do then?
Point to you watch and say 'TIME'S UP'?"
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