One day a mechanical engineer woke up dead, and found himself in Hell, where he was greeted by Satan himself. Satan welcomed him to the place and asked him if there were any questions? After quickly looking around, the ME asked about the really beautiful island out in the lava floe, and asked why no one was out there enjoying the place.
"Well, to tell you the truth, no one has ever asked that question"...A day or two later, the ME came back to the devil and suggested that with a few of the remaining charred remains of logs laying about, he could build a bridge to the island, and then sinners could get a break from all the fire and such. "wonderful idea, said the devil", and with that the ME went to work. One day later the bridge was finished, and sinners were cavorting about on the island to everyone's delight.
Just then the Devil got a phone call. It was God, and in a sheepish tone, God informed the devil that there had been a mistake, and that the ME should have gone to heaven, and to please send him up asap. Of course, the devil was at a loss, and didn't want to lose his new recruit, so he told God to forget about it. God got a bit angry, and said"look, we've had our difference's in the past, and you know what is right here, so I warn you that if you don't send him up here, I'll be forced to file a lawsuit to MAKE you send him back to my flock!" The devil just laughed at God, and then said " Who will you get to file the petition?...all the lawyers are down here!"
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