I never cook. I'm just not good at it. But after seeing my wife cook for for so long I decided I needed to learn. So in secret I begin and finally one day I feel I'm good enough to cook for her. Cause I'm still scared I just make a soup and surprise her with it
She was thrilled! She took a spoon full ate it and began crying right into it.
"Well damn" I said "I thought I put in enough salt..."
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.