Three Boy Scouts, a lawyer, a priest, and a pilot are in a plane that is about to crash.
The pilot says "Well, we only have 3 parachutes, let's give them to the 3 Boy Scouts. They are young and have their whole lives in front of them."
The lawyer says, "Fuck the Boy Scouts!"
The priest asks, "Do we have time?"
Submitted by calamjo
Edited by yisman
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