Lunatic escapes from an asylum, goes to a launderette where he rapes three women before running off into the woods. Next morning's newspaper headlines read....

Sean Connery had...

After the old man arrived there a nurse forced him to wear a diaper. He was...

Why do we hit...

Because it worked with slavery

Have a Coke and a...

I opened up a can of Coke, and on the side it said: "Share a Coke with your...

Did you hear...

He was looking for the perfect match.

What do you call...

A one trip pony :D

Q: How did the...

Q: How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple...

Why did the crazy...

...because he had Loco-Motive.

My wife sent me...

then got annoyed when I came back with three items. (credit: Sean Lock)

How much Viagra...

Just enough to completely fill up the floppy diks drive.

Hab�a 2...

Hab�a 2 aventureros argentinos en la selva misionera... pasaron largos d�as...