After the old man arrived there a nurse forced him to wear a diaper. He was so perplexed that he stayed in his room for a few days and spoke to no one. On a lovely day he decided to spend some time in the garden. He wanted to warm his bones in the sun and enjoy nature. As soon as he tried to leave a nurse stopped him.
"Where are you going?"
"I just want to relax in the garden and enjoy the warm weather."
"I am afraid I can't let you go without your diaper."
"Why is that? I didn't need it the whole week and I won't need it now!"
"Your son warned us about this. He said you are a quiet but stubborn man who wants to shit in the garden once a week."
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