Luigi and his Armani Shoes

Luigi walks to work every day. Each way he passes a shoe store. Each time he can't help himself but to stop, look in the window and admire a particular pair of Armani shoes.

He wants those shoes so much...it's all he can think about.

After about 2 months he saves every last penny to get the $300 he needs to buy the shoes.

Every Friday night the Italian community holds a dance in the church basement.

Luigi seizes this opportunity to wear his new Armani leather shoes for the first time.

He asks Sophia to dance and as they dance he asks her, "Sophia, are you wearing red panties tonight?"

Startled, Sophia replies, "Yes, Luigi , I am wearing red panties tonight, but how do you know?"

Luigi answers, "I see the reflection in my new $300 Armani leather shoes." With a smile he moves on.

Next he asks Rosa to dance, and after a few minutes he asks, "Rosa , are you wearing white panties tonight?"

Rosa answers, "Yes, Luigi, I do, but how do you know that?"

He replies, "I see the reflection in my new $300 Armani leather shoes." With a coy laugh he moves on.

Now as the evening is almost over and the last song is being played Luigi asks Carmela to dance.

Midway through the dance his face turns red...

He states, 'Carmela, my sweetheart, Please, please tell me you are wearing no panties tonight. Please, please, tell me this true!"

Carmela smiles coyly and answers, "Yes Luigi , I am not wearing panties tonight..."

Luigi gasps, "Thank God ...I thought I had a CRACK in my $300 Armani leather shoes!"