As the wife stands naked in front of her husband she says 'Do you remember what you said to me on our wedding night?'
Husband replies 'Yes, I said I wanted to suck your tits dry and fuck your brains out'.
The wife says 'And looking at me now, what do you think?'
The husband looks at his naked wife and says 'I think I did a pretty good job'.
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