Lost Sneakers

A guy stops by to visit his friend. They talk for a while and
then the friend asks, "My feet are cold. Would you be so kind as
to go upstairs and get me my sneakers please?"


The guest obliges and goes upstairs. There he sees his friend's
daughters, both very good looking. Being the adventurous and
quick thinking kind, he says, "Hi, ladies! Your daddy sent me
here to have anal sex with you."


They stare at him and say, "That can't be!" He replies, "OK,
let's check!" He shouts at his friend down the stairs, "Both of
them?"


The father shouts back, "Yes, both of them!"