A elderly woman was in the habit of playing cards one night a month with a group of friends. She was concerned because she always woke up her husband when she came home late at night.
One night she decided not to rouse him. So she undressed in the living room and, purse over arm, tip-toed nude into the bedroom, only to find her husband sitting up in bed reading.
"Darn it woman!" he exclaimed. "Did you lose everything?"
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Yisman
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