Wife says to husband:
- You never take me to a club! Lets go this weekend!
- Naaah.. bad idea.
- Please! You never take me with you!
- Whateva... ok...
They go to the club, the bouncer at the door says:
- Hi Jack!
Wife looks at husband with "that look" and they go inside. They sit at a table and after couple of minutes the busty waitress comes and ask them:
-What can I get you this lovely even.... OH! Hay Jack! The usual?
Wife looks at him super pissed and says:
- Everybody knows you here! Why do you always go alone asshole!?
They sit at the table for an hour, sip few drinks and then the music changes to a slow-hot-r'n'b. Super hot dancer starts to dance at the stage. She's slowly undressing herself and after some time ends up only in her panties. The DJ cranks up the volume and shouts:
- And now lets lose the panties!
And everybody in the club start to shout:
- Go Jack! Go Jack! Go Jack!
Wife start to flip her shit, slaps Jack in the face, runs outside and gets a cab. Jack run to her, gets in the car and they start to fight. After few minutes cab driver turns around and says:
- Jack, you pulled many bitches, hot ones, short ones, ugly ones, BUT THAT ONE IS ANNOYING AS FUCK!
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