George found Tim, lying beside the road after a car accident. Tim was crying hysterically.
George stopped his car and ran to him. "Tim! Are you all right?"
Sobbing, Tim moaned, "Look at my new car!" pointing to it, wrapped around a tree.
"Hey, man. Don't cry. You can always get another car."
"But look inside the car." George did and said, "Aw, dude, that's terrible. But don't cry! You can always get another girlfriend."
Tim wailed, "Look inside her mouth!"
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