Once there was a woman taking a shower when she heard a knock on door. A voice called, "It's me, the fireman."
So the woman wrapped a towel around herself and went to the door. The fireman said, "Congratulate me, I just put out a fire!"
So the woman congratulated him and went back to her shower. Then she heard another knock on her door and a voice called, "It's me, the policeman".
So the woman wrapped a towel around herself and went to the door. The policeman said, "Congratulate me, I just caught a robber".
So the woman congratulated him and went back to her shower. But before long she heard another knock on her door and a voice called, "It's me, the blind man," so she didn't bother putting a towel around herself and answered the door where the blind man said, "Congratulate me, I just got my eyesight back!"
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