but both of them being very busy at their jobs, they got a call to have emergency meetings at different places of the country. They decided that they will make arrangements for the resort at Africa for them to reach there after their meetings. However, the husband's meeting was planned to end one day before the wife was finished, so they decided that the husband would stay there for one day and wait for the wife.
Everything went as planned, so after he reached the resort and settled in, the husband, out of concern, sent an email to his wife.
On the other side of the planet, a recently widowed woman fainted and fell face flat on the floor. Her two boys came running down the staircase after hearing the thump, but she was already dead. In front of her was her computer with an email window open. It read:
Dear Wife,
Hope everything is alright on your side, everything here is ready for your arrival tomorrow ;).
XOXO
Your Husband
P.S. Its damn hot in here
Edit 1: Formatting pointed out by /u/cloudmerchant
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